Seriously! I want a douche hawk. I want to ride around shotgun in a douche mobile. I want a douche cover for my iPhone. I want to wear a douche sweater I bought at Forever 21.
With all that being said, I'd let him stick the tip in. I'd be afraid I'd get pregnant though. KFed sperm is not to be messed with.
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