MySpace’s #1 publicity whore’s ongoing search for bisexual love continues on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. (Word to the wise, Tila: You better pick at least something with genitals, lest you want to face unflattering comparisons to Brad “Brutishly Refuses to Fall in Love with One of the 25 Women He Met on a Dating Reality Show” Womack!) In this clip, Tila has her remaining suitors and suitettes coat themselves in a sinfully rich layer of chocolate, then squat over a bucket, into which they teasingly wring the soupy brown substance.
We can think of no better test of the candidates’ blind commitment to whatever surprises the sexually adventurous social networking pixie might throw at them down the line, helping Tila to weed the squeamish vanilla-types out from those who will non-judgmentally embrace her occasional glasstop-coffee-table shenanigans.
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