In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today’s Someone Haiku winner is April:
The only difference
between these girls and Lindsay
is that now he pays.
I really liked that one, April.
New one after the jump.
For today’s haiku, we look to the news that Lindsay Lohan is still going to celebrate her birthday, and her release from a second stint in rehab, by having a club night in Vegas, despite the fact that she’s proven she can’t be trusted to not partake in booze or blow. Good thing you can’t find booze or blow in Las Vegas, otherwise this decision makes her and the club owners enabling her look like stupid dicks.
“Some things never change” is five syllables. Good luck.
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