Some jailed morons have reportedly threatened to kidnap The Wino. Wino's jailed husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, told her that a bunch of gangsters want $200,000 or they will take The Wino! A source said that Blake was ordered to transfer the money to a secret bank account.
Amy was arrested last Tuesday on suspicion for perverting justice in connection with Blake's case. Amy is due in court in March.
Secret bank account? Methinks Blake is trying to snow The Wino!
Who the hell would want to kidnap her. She'd be the worst kidnapping victim since Barbara Stone in "Ruthless People." She'd whine all the time and scream "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE" 24-hours a day in between her ice pop breaks.
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