Kevin Federline, America’s scapegoat, assured us again on Tuesday that each one of his many children is destined for the very heights of addiction. This time, Federline lost five-year-old daughter Kori at Disneyland.
Sources told HollyWire that the child, wearing a bright yellow Belle Costume, was left roaming alone near the Finding Nemo ride. When an employee asked her where her parents were, she said she didn’t know.
She was then asked the standard who-what-when-where questions:
Disney employee: What’s your name?
5 year old daughter of K-fed: Kori
Employee: How old are you?
Kori: 5
Employee: What’s your parent’s name?
Kori: Kevin
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Little did the employee know that “Kevin” meant Kevin Federline! About ten to fifteen minutes after the employee found the lost little Kori, a frantic nanny spotted her and came running over.
Kori went missing despite the fact that Federline, two nannies, two Disnelyand ushers and a bodyguard were present and attempting to keep an eye on the children.
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