Jessica Simpson flip flops more often than Mitt Romney.
She’s with John Mayer… she’s not with John Mayer.
She looks like a train wreck… she looks halfway decent.
This former reality TV star, ex-wife of Nick Lachey and daughter to Crazy Joe Simpson has to make up her mind at some point. Maybe fans can give her a push.
Take a look at a trio of looks the pop singer and owner of two giant boobs has tried out over the past few months. There’s curly-haired classy Jessica; prim and proper Jessica; and queen of the dead, blatantly-expose-my-enormous-cleavage Jessica.
Which do you prefer?
Or is it too late for Simpson to regain her status as a sex symbol? Should she just follow the lead of a nude Dita Von Teese and constantly take her clothes off… while sitting in an enormous martini glass? Let us know.
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