Happy Turkey Day!

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That sexy beast, Kirk Douglas, and I would like to wish you all a happy and drunken Thanksgiving! I am most thankful for all the dumb whores that read my site! Yes, that's you. Seriously though! You are a dumb whore. Ok! Secondly seriously, I'm thankful that some people actually enjoy my stupid ass sometimes. Ok, that's enough of that mushy shit.
 
Please have a drink on me…or two….or three….or a couple of bottles.
Bonus! Here's Dolly Parton and her piping hot cornish game hens at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade today.
 
I'm off to get stuffed!
 
xxxMichael
 
 
Wenn , Splash
 







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