Nicole Richie and Joel Madden will become legally married on October 13th in Laguna Beach, CA reports TMZ. Nicole is currently knocked up with the couple's douche/troll spawn. The ceremony is said to be small and intimate which probably means 500 people instead of thousands.
Booooring. Somebody send Hilary Duff an invitation, but mask it as a pony convention. Bitch will gallop on in and ruin everything. Hollyweird has been such a bore lately and we need some GD action!!!
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