Celebrity Muse

Alessandro Di Nunzio was just the beginning.
The Daily Mail (UK) has photos of Lindsay Lohan slutting it up hard throughout her weekend in Italy. Lindsay was supposedly being honored at some film festival in Capri, but she’s really going to work hooking up with as many men as possible.
Three men in three days, to be […]

The Week in Shrimping: A disquieting toe-sucking fad has apparently overtaken the celebrity sphere, with British tabloids running photos of Sting feasting on the phalanges of wife Trudie Styler (don’t they realize the gateway to the 11th chakra starts with one’s foot-webbing?), and Nicollette Sheridan chowing down on Michael Bolton’s hairless little piggies. Mmmm….Boltoes. [Daily […]

A long-lost memo from Robert “Mike Brady” Reed to Sherwood Schwartz upon receiving the script for Episode 116 of The Brady Bunch has reemerged. (Reed was a classically trained Shakespearean actor who regularly penned memos complaining about the show’s ridiculous plots and questionable character motivations.) It’s pretty classic: “Once again, we are infused with the […]

Pity John Cusack, who in the span of one junket for an earnest and well-meaning film has now been subjected to the advances of single-n’-ready-to-mingle The View guest hosts, The Chris Farley Show-caliber interviews with overzealous TV cooks, and now, this:
Not since Merry Miller’s Holly Hunter debacle has an ill-prepared celebrity interviewer caused us […]

With Father Time currently in lockdown after being picked up over the weekend for a parole-violating DUI, and the tragic discovery of the New Year’s baby in a dumpster behind Bar Lubitsch (besides a crushed top hat and filthy sash, doing just fine), it seems as if the countdown to 2008 comes under less than […]