Celebrity Muse

At the Capri Film Festival in Italy this weekend, Hayden Panettiere looks absolutely thrilled to be sitting next to Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay, conversely, was up to her usual, promiscuous tricks.
“After a day out and about in Capri, Lohan headed back to her hotel,” a source said. “[She had to get ready] for her date with the […]

 
Now I know what a wart on Satan's ass looks like. Carrot Bottom needs to respect the world and not get that close again. I can hear the camera lens weeping. It's begging for mercy. That being said, I'd totally ride that carrot down the rabbit hole. WELL! Don't judge.
 
Carrot put on his make-up best […]

 
What in "Oliver's! " name is Adrien Brody wearing? I'd do anything for Adrien to change that outfit. Cue band! "I'd do anything….for you dear anything! For you mean everything to meeeeeeeeee!!!!"
 
Who cares what his girlfriend is wearing. I try not to pay attention to her. Hands off my man! Adrien is the most gorgeous […]

 
It's time to vote for the last Hot Slut of the month and fill the final spot for this year's Hot Slut of the Year finals! Please take time out from preparing your liver for New Year's Eve and vote! We've got:
 

Michael Cera - coolest kid ever
Solange Knowles - black sheep of […]

 
Nicole Kidman's rep has denied the reports that bitch is with child. Nicole reportedly told friends and family at Christmas that she was pregnant with Keith Urban's baby. Her rep told news.com.au ,  "Frigid bitches can't get knocked up!"
 
No she didn't say that. She said, "It is incorrect . . . she must have had […]