Celebrity Muse

· This one from Ellen doesn’t need any dressing up: Richard Simmons dances, falls down. All in a mere twelve seconds!
· Tom Cruise has trained his older kids to call “Kate” “Mom.”
·This is what happens when you let it slip on Craiglist that your year-end bonus was over $700K.
·Nothing says Christmas like the Alien and […]

With Conan, Jay, Jimmy, and the rest of the late night gang announcing they’re reluctantly headed to back to work without their striking writers, it seemed inevitable that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert wouldn’t be far behind. They’ve released this joint statement on their January 7th return: “We would like to return to work with […]

Thanks to Michael Jackson’s new look, we got an answer to the question, “What would happen if a Jackie O. zombie and the hook-handed fisherman from I Know What You Did Last Summer had a secret love child who enjoyed smearing his face in honey and Corn Chex?” Now comes the answer to an […]

In the latest of our ongoing attempts to keep you updated on the progress of Paris Hilton’s career in the post-incarceration era, we pass along the one-sheet for The Hottie and the Nottie, the fledging actress’s much-anticipated follow-up to modestly budgeted triumphs Pledge This! and Bottoms Up. Even after a long glance at the […]

On last week’s season finale of Kid Nation, America mourned as CBS Bonanza City, the experimental, would-be utopia intended to serve as a model for reforming our utterly debased society, succumbed to anarchy, unspeakable violence, and the first televised act of child-on-child cannibalism in the history of the medium.
We still haven’t fully recovered from […]