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In a Very Special Issue of OK! Magazine set to arrive on newsstands tomorrow, sixteen-year-old Zoey 101 star Jamie-Lynn Spears, the pride of Nickelodeon’s teen talent stable, will reveal that she’s continuing the proud family tradition of ill-advised pregnancies established by infant-fumbling, mothering-impaired older sister Britney. The lucky father–who’ll be catapulted to Federlinian levels of […]

Today’s most popular headlines are Barbara Walters Gets A Little Braggy About How Many Famous People Want Her To Have A Merry Christmas (2,153 views today), Striking Writers Guild Not Going To Help Hollywood Fellate Itself At Globes, Oscars (2,144) and Britney Spears Given Coveted People.com ‘Bestie’ For Barely Surviving 2007 (1,262). Today’s most discussed […]

Well, that didn’t take very long: The first new American Gladiator with a gay porn past has been revealed by our foam-baton -and- sandal-fetishist cousins over at Fleshbot. As he’s described in his official website bio, Militia is a force to be reckoned with, measuring at “6-foot, 3-inch, 220-pounds,” with “an impressive arsenal of skills […]

· Music round-up: Social Distortion at House of Blues; Might Six Ninety at the Troubadour; Ranch Party with Cousin Lovers at Spaceland.
· Perhaps inspired by the live shows their 30 Rock and SNL peers recently performed in NY, cast members from The Office are doing an evening of stand-up at the UCB Theatre to benefit […]

Starved for content as his network exhausts its reservoir of scripted programming, NBC perfect storm Ben Silverman says he’ll soon repurpose episodes of USA’s Monk and Psych to run on the Peacock flagship, but he claims the plan is more long-planned corporate shitergy than a strike-induced panic move. “A lot of this we would be […]