In case you were hiding under a rock for whatever reason, Britney's 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, is knocked up. Jamie and her mommy, Lynne Spears, spilled it all to OK! Magazine. The issue hits stands tomorrow in NYC and on Friday everywhere else. I hope bitch made a pretty penny […]
Dec
18
Jamie Lynn Ruined Thanksgiving
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Dec
18
This One's Pregnant Too
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As if anyone really cares with all this Jamie Lynn drama going on, but The Sun is reporting that Lily Allen is knocked up. 22-year-old Lily and boyfriend, 37-year-old Ed Simons of The Chemical Brothers, are "delighted." The two have been dating since September.
A source said, "It’s the icing on the cake for […]
Dec
18
Jamie Lynn Spears Is Knocked Up!
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16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is knocked up! She has apparently spilled it all to Ok! Magazine. That's pretty hilarious. Sad, but hilarious if it's true. Can this Brit saga get anymore twisted and fucked up? It's like Jackie Collins went trailer trash is writing this entire […]
Dec
18
Mischa Barton Likes The Elderly
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Mischa Barton said she prefers the company of "really old people," because they make the best dates. 21-year-old Mischa said, "I just really love hanging out with really old people. They're the best dinner dates you could ever have. All that life experience and understanding."
Yeah, they make terrific dates. I love it when my […]
Dec
18
Yes, She Looks Like Hell
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Drudge posted this picture of Hills Clinton with the tag "Toll of the Campaign" yesterday and it seems everyone has an opinion about it. Yes, Hills looks like an albino baboon's ass in this picture, but you would too if you were running for President. Ok, maybe not you, because you're lazy and would spend […]