A little while ago I posted something about gold pills that supposedly turns your shit to glitter and look what we have here! It's Paris Hilton in gold which basically looks like gold shit. The pills do work! PageSix.com has this picture Paris took to promote her canned sparkling wine, Rich Prosecco. More […]
Dec
11
Deja Vu
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Dec
11
They Need To Go After Paris & Britney Next
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The Humane Society has gone after the pet store where Brit Brit SpearsPets of Bel Air recently bought a 3-month-old chihuahua. Pets of Bel Air has also sold dogs to Paris, Denise Richards and Demi Moore. The joint claims they don't buy doggies from puppy mills, but The Humane Society said they are telling […]
Dec
11
Jack Nicholson said sex isn't what it used to be. He misses the old days of complete sexual freedom. He said he gave up one-night stands, because he was afraid he'd get AIDS. He never used condoms before? Did they even have those in his days? And don't even talk about that goat skin condom […]
Dec
11
Shit Glitter
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This Christmas why don't you get your loved ones a little gold pill that will make them shit glitter. Yes, this little pill is dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat-gold leaf. It's supposed to make your caca all glittery and shiny. Too bad it costs $425.
I could get the same effect by […]
Dec
11
Lily Allen Makes New Music…Sort Of
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Lily Allen is taking her sweet ass time making a new album. It probably won’t be ready until 2009. Lazy bitch! She’s too busy trying to be a sexy party girl. Anyway, she found some time to cover ELO’s “Mr. Blue Sky” for a French commercial and she really shouldn’t have wasted her time. She […]