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You know Tom Cruise was popping a boner looking at Will Smith on all fours. Tommy Girl was on hand to watch his friend Will Smith get his hand and foot prints immortalized at Grauman's Chinese Theatre today
Tommy Girl spoke to Entertainment Tonight about his friend Will. Let me translate it for […]
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Ugh! I just want to take this girl, shove her in a bucket, throw some bleach and lavendar in there and then shake, shake, shake it! The homeless lady that wears gowns made of Hefty garbage bags and lives near Rockefeller Center would look at Amy like "Ugh, bitch looks dirty."
Anyway, here's Wino getting rejected […]
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Paris Hilton has befriended an Oompa-Loompa performer named Robin Sherwood. At a performance at Cameo in Miami, Robin was hurt when the audience suddenly rushed the stage. He cut his leg badly and Paris was there to nurse him. Oh and by nurse I mean she sucked him off. Paris sucks midget dick!
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Cruella de Vil must be Sharon Stone's fashion inspiration. Sharon wears fur to almost every event she goes to. Bitch probably has a slaughter house in her backyard.
I can picture her standing naked in front of the mirror with all her furs and saying, " I live for fur. I worship fur. "
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If Kim Kardashian was a Care Bear, she'd be Slut Bag Bear and her powers would be shooting used up jizz from her belly to destroy evil. Seriously, that belt is no joke. She probably keeps condoms in there. Yeah, I made a funny. Like she uses condoms. Actually, I think Kim K is pretty […]