Celebrity Muse

 
I thought I was having another acid flashback, but no it's just Lindsay Lohan working. Yeah, actually working and not shopping. She shot something today in Los Angeles. Apparently, it's either some commercial or that tango movie. 
 

Her Batman totally has camel. They should've stuffed him a bit. Batman shouldn't have small dong. That's […]

Butt implants gone wrong! This woman is upset with her plastic surgeon after he effed up her $5,500 ass implant job. The news anchor can barely keep his shit together. He laughs through the whole thing. If I was him, I would’ve been on the floor when they showed the footage of her actual ass […]

 
Why is this person famous? There was a time when I thought Megan Fox was hot, but then I quickly realized it was just the testosterone talking. Yes, I have a teensy weensy bit of tesosterone in there. It takes naps next to the memories of my red headed cabbage patch doll. 
 
I mean, she always […]

Christina Silva enjoyed the title of Miss California for almost as long as Samantha Jade enjoyed her role as Britney Spears replace for a recent music video shoot.
Then, as a result of an “accounting error,” Raquel Beezley stepped in and earned the crown.
Beauty pageant director, Keith Lewis, claims that several judges questioned the results after […]

Today we added 23 new photos to our celebrity photo gallery:

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