Celebrity Muse

 
Pepaw is right! Bruce Willis needs to stop going out with his daughter. He looks beat. He needs to stay home, sip on a cup of chamomile and fall asleep to reruns of Matlock. He's getting too old for that crap.
 
Here's Brucie with egghead at the opening of Goa nightclub in Hollywood last night.  
 

 
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I almost didn't recognize Lili Taylor. I was like "Who's that knocked up 12-year-old with Marisa Tomei?" Lili has always looked 12 to me.
 
Marisa continues to be the prettier girl in the room even though she's like 43. Here's these two in NYC last night.  
 

 
The Japanese have done it again! They have invented a robot that will keep me up at night. This robot was invented for dentists to test pain on a real human. The "simulator humanoid" alerts dentists and students when they become uncomfortable. The robot even says "Ow, that hurts" when it gets too rough. […]

 
TEARS! Desperately Seeking Susan the Musical will close in London after 1 month losing around $7 million. I saw this trash and let's just say I'm surprised it lasted that long - Playbill 
 
Kristen Bell is everywhere - Egotastic!  
 
Fergie's vagina dress - Jezebel 
 
Esther Canadas is a scary monster (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather 
 
Jessica Simpson looks […]

 
 
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Thanks Carolina