Celebrity Muse

· Remember that unknown actress who bore enough of a resemblance to Lindsay Lohan to take off her clothes in a parody video a few months back? She’s obviously found her niche as a seminude trainwreck-alike, because now she’s returned with in a remake of Britney Spears’ lazy-stripper video for “Gimme More.”
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TMZ has clearly gone insane with their ongoing efforts to destroy Donda West’s suspiciously under-credentialed plastic surgeon, Dr. Jan Adams, having now turned their witchhunt towards daytime deity Oprah Winfrey.
Winfrey’s production company has finally offered them a statement concerning the doctor’s 2003 appearance on her program, maintaining the Larry King blueballs-facilitator was brought on […]

The Smoking Gun has obtained an e-mail circulated by picket-line-crossing late-night talk show host Carson Daly, in which he personally petitions friends, family, and co-workers to call in to a “joke hotline,” on which they can contribute some pro bono comic material for him to play on the air.
In case the missive left its […]

Today’s most popular headlines are Marie Osmond’s Baby Doll Dance Of Despair (5,748 views today), Britney Spears Gets A Stress-Reducing Rubdown (2,787) and ‘Project Runway’ Contestant Jack Mackenroth Attempts To Make It Work Using No Fabric At All (2,530). Today’s most discussed stories are Marie Osmond’s Baby Doll Dance Of Despair (34 comments), AMPTP To […]

Congratulations, Los Angeles: Self magazine has named our fair city the 32nd Best Place for Women, a four-spot drop from its position on last year’s list. While L.A. boasts an above-average exercise rate, that achievement is more than balanced by our Top Five Depression Score, a citywide malaise probably caused by the dangerously high concentration […]