Celebrity Muse

· While touring Israel to promote Bee Movie, Jerry Seinfeld notes that he’s getting a lot more attention than he did as a 15-year-old during a stint on a kibbutz, when the Prime Minister failed to show up to watch him hack away at banana leaves.
· Though one of Flea’s Malibu homes was lost in […]

We don’t know how Tyra Banks managed to unmask seemingly wholesome, secretly Fez-fucking actress Mandy Moore as the crass-mouthed vulgarian she really is. That said, enjoy this The Tyra Banks Show clip of the License to Wed star spewing a stream of profanities that would peel the paint off a truckstop bathroom–a fountain of filth […]

As George and his A-list Clooneyites take a step back from electioneering, the resulting vacuum has found an unlikely demographic with which to fill the celebrity-grandstanding void: Hollywood’s young starlets, whom, inspired by their patron saint Angelina Jolie’s willingness to get her hands dirty with some face-to-face human suffering along her far-flung orphan-collecting travels, have […]

The world of professional pageanteering is not for the faint-hearted, where fierce competition for a coveted crown has led many an unsuspecting beauty queen to fall victim to cyanide-laced Vaseline poisonings and slipped-mickey stupid pills that cause them to blabber incoherently about the sorry state of U.S. American education. Thankfully, Ingrid Marie Rivera managed to […]

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