Celebrity Muse

 
There's the Borat baby! Little Olive is cute and everything. Newborns pretty much all look the same, but damn Borat is one tall drink of sexy.
 
Isla Fisher is one lucky Aussie. I bet he has major hairy ass though. Like you can probably braid the hair on his taint. 
 
Anyway, here's this lovely family outside […]

 
Celine Dion accepted an invitation from the mayor of Halifax to perform in their fair hamlet in 2008. Celine agreed, but then pulled out claiming she doesn't want to perform in a city that gives her bad press after a few journalists wrote some negative articles on her.
 
Celine's pepaw husband and manager said, […]

 
May the National Turkey
 
This hot bitch is one of the only turkeys that won't be eaten today! Hooray for May, but tomorrow is another day. Holy hell that rhymed! I'm a poet!
 
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Trying to stay shaded from a celebrity news flashbulb storm, Britney Spears got a hand from actor, waiter and reported boyfriend, Michael Marchand, on Tuesday after dining at the Los Angeles restaurant Mirabelle, where he supposedly works …

Britney Spears: Possibly dating Michael Marchand (left).
Whether Britney has “totally fallen for” Michael Marchand as Life & […]