Celebrity Muse

One night after Brad Womack made The Bachelor history by throwing his final rose into a blender with some ice chipped from his cold heart and whipping up a rejection smoothie for the two lovestruck finalists with whom he had no intention of pursuing a relationship, ABC lured him back before their cameras to further […]

Apparently still suffering from a paralyzing cognitive dissonance each time he tries to envision a Star Trek project that won’t feature his name somewhere on the call sheet, William “They Can Have My Tricorder Back When They Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands” Shatner reached out to a sympathetic Extra camera crew as he […]

MySpace’s #1 publicity whore’s ongoing search for bisexual love continues on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. (Word to the wise, Tila: You better pick at least something with genitals, lest you want to face unflattering comparisons to Brad “Brutishly Refuses to Fall in Love with One of the 25 Women He Met on […]

A Thanksgiving mystery no less confounding than what exactly comprises the “giblets” portion of “giblets and gravy” appears to have finally been solved by none other than third-tier supermarket newsweekly In Touch magazine: After hiring “porn star-turned-P.I. Paul Barresi” to investigate the oft-scrutinized sexuality of an aggressively self-avowed heterosexual superstar (who, it may warrant mentioning, […]

Over at Postsecret, the leading online repository of anonymous confessions, a writer reveals that he or she welcomes the forced respite the strike provides from having to churn out crap that pays the bills. Of course, as discussed earlier, the conflicted scribe is probably also happy to have another excuse to put off filling up […]