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InTouch hired a private investigator named Paul Barresi to find out if Tom Cruise is gay or straight. Paul's final findings are that Tom Cruise is straight as straight can be. Uh huh.
 
Paul said, "Everything I've found and everything I know points to Tom being heterosexual."
 
The Scientology goons got to him, right? Yeah, they […]

 
Sean Kingston wore this Crayola bling necklace on the "Today" show in NYC today. I don't know whether to love or hate it. I love shiny things since I'm gay, but it has every shade of stupid written all over it.
 
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