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33-year-old Rowan Trezise planned to move to New Zealand with her husband, but was told she was too fat. The British woman along with her husband tried to get into the country for residence, but were told they were too fat and could be a burden on their health care system. 
 
Rowan's husband lost the […]

Here's Jordan still out there whoring her childrens book "Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book" in England today.
She looks like a Real Doll posing for her pictures, expressionless and looking like a deer caught in headlights. Which is fitting to her nature being she has the IQ of a Real Doll. Keeping true to the […]

What the fuck! Looks like Posh and Chrissy's faces smashed into eachother at 100 miles an hour and this is the result! Want to know what happens when you fall asleep with gum in your mouth? Exhibit A: Kimbo Stewart. Silly bitch must have had a full mouth of bubble tape and passed out because […]

Here's Lindsay and her polyester hair leaving her assistants house in West Hollywood. What the hell is she wearing on her head? Could it be a bandage from a frontal lobotomy or is she hiding track marks? And who's the guy in the picture with her? Is that even Lindsay or is some dude walking the ugliest golden retriever […]

 
Radar Online did this whole thing on what would celebrities look like if they went under the knife and fixed their flaws. Look at what they did to my gorgeous Adrien Brody?! Now he looks like he belongs on one of those CW or FOX shows. Generic. He looks better before with the Cyrano […]