Celebrity Muse

 
Oh how lovely it is to be a Lohan. While you're slaving away at your computer or whatever, she's out lunching at the Ivy and buying $3,000 purses at Chanel. She deserves it. She works hard for the money. Wait, what does she do again and isn't she supposed to be at community service?! Ditcher!
 
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Here's Xtina leaving her doctor's office in Los Angeles yesterday. She looks like she's heading into a damn snowstorm. I'm freezing up just looking at her.
 
You SoCal bitches are crazy! When it's like 75, you get all cold and crap. Shit, here in NYC we break out the bikinis when it hits 70.
 
Unless, pregnancy […]

 
Why God why?! Nancy Grace has been hospitalized due to complications from her pregnancy. 48-year-old Nancy gave birth to twins last Sunday. TV Newser reports that a CNN spokesperson said Nancy had trouble breathing while on her way to church on Sunday. Her boss, the devil, didn't want her near an actual church. […]

 
In an interview with Blender Magazine, Heidi Montag said she would love to win an Oscar and that she reads the Bible. Did bitch chomp on AquaDots before the interview?
 
On her shitty ass engagement ring that was bought at ICE (a step up from Claire's): “It’s at home. I take it off at […]

 
Some bitches in China have invented this $100 electronic ciggie that they hope will become a hit in primarily non-smoking cities. The plastic Crown Seven electronic device blows water vapor and not smoke. It uses a mix of water, nicotine, artificial smoke flavor and propylene glycol instead of tobacco. Because it doesn't blow […]