Celebrity Muse

 
Get your dirty ginas out! There's a douche in our midst. The National Enquirer claims Spencer Pratt is out peddling a sex tape he made in Brazil. He reportedly made it with friends before he was with Heidi Montag and is trying to sell it and then make it look like it was stolen […]

Next Tuesday is the big girl fight between Vanessa and Brandi on “Tila Tequila: A Shot At Love.” I’ve been waiting for it for weeks! Last night’s episode set the tone. Ya see, lesbionic Vanessa started flirting with Bobby hardcore. Vanessa’s supposed to be there for Tila and not looking for dick. Bobby tells Brandi […]

 
When I first saw these pics, I said to myself "Damn, he's kind of cute." Then I read that it was Venus Williams. NO! What is going on here? Venus bring the long hair back. Short is not for you. I'd definitely hit it though. She looks like Sanjaya's older and much hotter brother. 
 
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Scientists have found that Paris Hilton causes male mice to calm down from stress and pain. A cardboard cutout of the skank heiress is being used on lab mice to see if being around humans has any effect on them. They found that when the cutout is around male mice stop licking their wound from […]

Duran Duran’s video for “Falling Down” features a sort-of Britney look-a-like being forced into rehab or some sort of mental hospital. The song features vocals by Brit’s ex, Justin Timberlake.
The chick is a little too clean to be Britney. They should’ve thrown some cheeto bits at her, rolled in the mud and poured some Jenkem […]