Celebrity Muse

· Music round-up: The Pogues at the Wiltern; The VLA at the Troubadour; No Mind at Spaceland; and it’s only for UCLA students, but we thought we’d mention it anyway: Metalocalypse’s Deathklok will be visiting campus.
· Lance Bass, the second- or third-most recognizable member of ‘N Sync (depending on whether The Singing Bee was […]

Somewhat less clever than the costume devised by our new ZGA hero was the one worn by a certain recent Century Correctional Facility inmate, who went with a suggestion given to her months ago by one of her prison Bible-study partners. Look at how she can laugh at herself, unless someone’s selling her sex tape […]

Our panic-stricken city, already reeling from the possibility of a potentially disastrous writers strike that could arrive at virtually any moment, seems to be in even greater peril than we’d previously imagined: At a gathering in Silver Lake last night, a representative of the Zombies Guild threatened a parallel walkout that would surely finish off […]

It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox’s recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop:
We’re […]

Employing a diversion tactic not completely dissimilar from the one a scandal-plagued Halle Berry recently used in the brain-smoothing presentation of her pregnancy-enhanced cleavage, Lions for Lambs star Tom Cruise renders viewers of the above interview incapable of processing his largely meaningless promotional words through a simple hairstyle choice. At best, his mesmerized audience […]