Celebrity Muse

You know who wasn’t going to stay home on the couch this Halloween, posting Flickr photos of herself gobbling fun-size Snickers bars by the handful while watching her old The View couchmates delight the daytime-TV-craving masses with their sassy flapperwear? Rosie O’Donnell, that’s who! Trussed up in the most luxurious Elizabethan finery The Martha Stewart […]

Regardless of what your Halloween plans might entail, chances are pretty good that you’ll eventually come face to face with the compressed, Lycra-silhouetted junk of at least one dude dressed as a superhero. Pretty on the Outside decided to grade some of the shrink-wrapped celebrity shlong on display this haunting season, giving head-of-the-class marks to […]

Following a Savannah Film Festival event at which Brett Ratner was named Rush Hour Sequel Director of the Year by the fest’s blue-ribbon panel, the flattered fauxteur decided to take the students in attendance out for a crash course on the only aspect of the cinematic arts he’s truly mastered: the part where one […]

With not much else left to do but wait for news on the upshot of today’s final bargaining session before the strike-enabling midnight expiration of the WGA’s contract with the studios, at least one of the concerned Companies has decided that it’s time to give its employees some easy-to-follow tips on what to do if […]

The Lane Garrison legal saga found a measure of closure today, a judge having decided that 40 months in jail was a suitable sentence for the Prison Break actor’s cokey-boozy bender that ended in the death of Beverly Hills High School student Vahagn Setian. From the AP report:
“The public has the right to know that […]