Celebrity Muse

As previously reported, you won’t see Kim Kardashian naked in the December issue of Playboy.
What will you see in this supposedly classy pictorial? For an indication, here’s a look at the cover:

 
It's a mother alien trying to devour her gay child! Frightening! Unfortunately, this is not a costume, but I'm sure Gay Al and Star Jones still won scariest costume. Here they are partying it up in Miami last night and by partying it up I mean Gay Al stuck around for photo-ops and then headed […]

 
Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon put on some bootleg costumes to attend Kate Hudson's Halloween party last night. These celebrities could have almost any costume they want and they come up with this crap! Let me guess. Reese went as a dumb twit whose hair went white, because she had so much sexual frustration built-up […]

 
Now that's it Halloween week does that mean we're going to be subjected to seeing this piece of trash dressed like a slutty version of whatever every night. Slutty sailor the other night. Slutty Alice in Wonderland last night. Let me guess, slutty Osama Bin Laden tomorrow night.  
 
Off with her head!  
 
Here's Paris wearing […]

 
Someone tried to blackmail the Royals and Scotland Yard is on the case. Back in August 2 dudes allegedly demanded $100,000 for a sex tape involving one of the Royals. Scotland Yard set up a sting where the two men came and played a clip from the tape for them. The dumbasses thought they were […]