Shauna Sand is such an exquisite creature with such sophisticated taste. She is a true lady from top to bottom. Her skin is like crushed pearls. Her mouth is like a bowl of fresh strawberries. Her breasts are like two luscious grapefruits. Her hair is like woven gold. She only wears the finest of garments.
Oh! […]
Oct
26
Shauna Sand Is Such A Natural Beauty
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Oct
26
Here Comes Alfie!
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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie Allen, will star in the U.K. tour of Equus. This is the same production that Harry Potter aka Daniel Radcliffe took it off for.
21-year-old Alfie recently starred in Atonement with Keira Knightley. Equus writer Peter Schaffer saw him in Atonement and recommended him for Equus.
The play may transfer to the […]
Oct
26
That Cop Is Kind Of Hot
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Screw Britney! Show us more of that hot cop. Anyway, BS showed up to court today wearing her favorite boots. She's still in there waiting to hear if she's going to walk away with 50/50 custody.
TMZ is giving us the blow by blow. She's apparently walked out of the courtroom twice. She walked out […]
Oct
26
Some Wild Animal Is Attacking Sharon Stone!
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That thing is HIDEOUS! The blanket-coat-thing, not Sharon Stone. It's so offensive, but why do I want to nuzzle all around it? You can't tell me it's faux either, because she's at a Fendi event. Poor animals gave their life to be worn by that tired old vagina! I'd still drape my naked body all […]
Oct
26
All Shades Of Gorgeous
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It's been a while since Pheobe Price's stunningness (is that even a word?) has graced our presence and by "our" I mean me, because I'm the only one that cares about her.
It's also sad that I know PP has worn those earrings at least 5 times to different events. We need to start […]