Celebrity Muse

 
Brit Brit's weave still looks like the ratty seat on the rattan chair your mother probably has on her porch, but this is looking good for her. At least she brushed the bottom. She brought out more boots for us too! Brit dressed up to buy playground furniture for her boys. They waited in […]

 
UsWeekly claims that Nicole Richie teases douchebag, Joel Madden, about his former relationship with Hilary Duff. Apparently, Joel ended shit with Hilary, because she wouldn't give up the panty.
 
A source said, "She will ask if he's going to watch Lizzie McGuire DVDs or listen to Hilary's albums. Joel tells her she's being out of […]

 
Paris Hilton had planned a trip to Rwanda for what reason I'm not sure. Unfortunately for her, that shit has been postponed by the bitches that were organizing it. Rwanda probably threatened their lives if they brought that International skank.
 
This statement was issued to People:
 

"Due to the restructuring of the Playing for […]

 
OK! Magazine reports that Lynne Spears will release a tell-all book in Spring 2008 on raising superstar children. She will tell her personal story on what it was like grooming Brit Brit and Jamie Lynne  “while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."
 
Christian publisher, Thomas Nelson, will release the book. Lynne has already 2 published […]

 
This is David Phillips and he claims to have had sex with Larry Craig! You know? That toe-tappin' senator from Idaho who got busted in the men's room. David spoke to Wonkette about his tryst with Larry. This is barf-inducing.
 

David met Larry 20 years ago at this bar called La Cage aux […]