Celebrity Muse

 
Why the hell didn't anyone push over Paris Hilton's shoe on Tori Spelling's turtle face when they had the chance?!  
 
Here's Tori bringing the fug to that Marshall's even yesterday.  
 

 
Those are some birthing hips! Damn! Jennifer Love Hewitt is ready for breeding at anytime! It's like that ribbon is holding down the junk. Unravel that ribbon and her ass will explode. I've always been a fan of her chi-chis though. 
 
Here's JLove with her boyfriend at the Annual Marshall's "Shop 'Til You Drop" benefit. Yes, […]

Cisco Adler is more than just a dude who plays in a band and has giant balls. He’s a dude who plays in a band, has giant balls and dates rich girls.
His new high-profile gal: model and publishing heiress Lydia Hearst-Shaw.
Adler, 29, lead singer for the band Whitestarr, split with Mischa Barton in February, and […]

All aboard the rehab train! Channeling her inner Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, Dirty Sexy Money star Samaire Armstrong is receiving treatment for “personal issues,” the actress’ rep confirmed this weekend.
Her rep said in a statement:
“Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is […]

When not posing nude, Kendra Wilkinson of The Girls Next Door likes to show off her amazing fashion sense. Or something along those lines.
Those are some nice painted pants … and is that even a top? Here is a practically naked pic of Kendra Wilkinson rapping her brains out (and spilling out of her clothes, […]