Natalie Portman's make-up bitch must hate her ass. It looks like they laid her out, sprayed her down with a gallon of bronzer, slapped on some eyeshadow and finished her off with a little Hello Kitty lip gloss.
The back isn't any better. Did bitch get her dress and hair caught in the escalator coming […]
Oct
13
Shiny Happy People
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Oct
13
Tweezer Magic
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Asshole Simpson's rep has denied that the 23-year-old uses botox to smooth down wrinkles in her forehead and make her eyes look wider. Her rep says it's the magic of the tweezer.
"Ashlee has never had Botox in her life. She credits her eyebrows to her makeup artist who is a whiz with the tweezer."
She […]
Oct
13
No-Talent Whores Should Stick Together!
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Jordan just can't help herself, now can she? Last night she and her gaygaygay husband, Peter Andre, were guests on Johnathon Ross. Once again she just had to attack Posh. Jealousy is not pretty. In fact jealousy looks a lot like a fake tittied whore.
She said, "I love her boobs but I wish she'd […]
Oct
13
It's Not Upside Down!!!
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Look who's edumacating themselves! It's the most gorgeous woman in the world, Britney Spears! How is she not on the cover of Vogue Magazine? I ask you this! She is truly a stunning lady. Any of those pictures below would make the perfect cover. The first thumbnail would be my first choice, but any would […]
Oct
13
The Snatcher Must Pay!
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Some Filipino medical professionals are still majorly pissed off at ABC for the "joke" Teri Snatcher's character made on Desperate Housewives a couple of weeks ago. Teri's dumb dumb character told a doctor that she needed to check his diplomas just in case they didn't come "from some med school in the Philippines." Some […]