Celebrity Muse

· For the three remaining people on Earth who believe that any moment they see in their favorite reality programs hasn’t been meticulously constructed by a producer, here are a series of photos showing one of the countless times the The Hills has abused your trust. Also, in case you didn’t know: Heidi and Spencer […]

Today’s most popular headlines are Lou Pearlman Strikes Back Against The Delusional Accusations Of Disgruntled Boy-Banders (2,476 views today), Jennifer Lopez Playing Coy About Pregnancy Nobody Really Cares About (1,977) and Warner Bros. Reassures Hollywood It Still Loves The Ladies (1,611).

As a single venti Americano tossed at a swarm of paparazzi quickly escalated into the Great Britney Bel-Air Riots of 2007, the young woman at the center of the destruction continues to chug along with what remains of her career: Jive Records announced today that Spears’s new album, “Blackout” (funny–we don’t remember seeing that option […]

· Music round-up Beirut at Avalon; Tiny Vipers at the El Rey; Team Facelift at Spaceland; Band of Horses at Amoeba.
· The Promenade Playhouse in Santa Monica offers a free screening of Danny DeVito/Kevin Spacey vehicle The Big Kahuna, with director John Swanback on hand for the inevitable “So what is Kevin Spacey really like?” […]

Perhaps the worst letdown we experienced today was finally figuring out that Optimus Prime was not, in fact, recruiting us to fight the Decepticons, and was only interested in using us as his dirty, DVD-buying whore. We promised that we’d never let ourselves get manipulated like that again after Samuel L. Jackon and Alec Baldwin […]