With all this Brit Brit mania and a little bit of Lohan sprinkled in, Paris Hilton has been lost in the mix. Surprisingly enough bitch hasn't tried to humiliate herself in order to get a little press. Is Parasite actually changing her ways or is it that we just don't give a F about […]
Oct
6
There's So Much Ugliness In This World
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Oct
6
The Zohar?!
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That girl was spotted shopping at Rite-Aid with JR Douchebag late last night. She was carrying around The Zohar which is known as a very important Kabbalah book. If the book of Madonna is going to save her ass then so be it. I'm pretty sure she isn't reading it though. She can't read! She […]
Oct
6
To The Rescue!
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Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears arrived in Los Angeles yesterday from Kentwood, LA hopefully to set that other Spears straight! They need to scare that bitch straight! That's what Brit needs! SCARED STRAIGHT!
Seriously, send that bitch to SCARED STRAIGHT!!!
Anyway, I'm also always afraid to fly with my dog which I do often. I'm always […]
Oct
6
Operation Chestica
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I didn't know Chestica Simpson was still a part of that Operation Smile charity? I thought they kicked her ass out? Operation Smile is that charity where they give teeth and mouth work to kids who need it. They need to operate on Chestica and sew her mouth shut for good!
Anyway, they had some […]
Oct
6
Botox Is Not Your Friend!!!!!!
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Nicole Kidman is honestly a stunning woman. I can't lie. If only she would've stayed away from the plastic sauce, because it's turning her face into a slightly melted piece of saran wrap. It's like all the nerves in her face have dropped down to her jaw where they are hovering around each other praying […]