Celebrity Muse

Borderline-insane Hollywood raconteur Steve Guttenberg, who never fails to deliver batshit solid gold when a recording device is activated in his presence, is writing a tell-all book about all the tail he pulled during his Police Academy heyday. Included among the conquests: some lady he tied up and left for dead after he couldn’t find […]

· Music round-up: Dave Matthews at the Hollywood Bowl; The Black Angels at the Troubadour; Morrissey sets up shop at the Palladium for a ten-show mope-athon.
· The MOCA’s Geffen Contemporary features a huge retrospective of Takashi Murakami’s work, spanning 20,000 (!) square feet of exhibition space.
· The Paley Center for Media goes deep “Inside […]

On last night’s Sunset Tan, the unthinkable occurred: the Olly Girls, whose airheaded misadventures in artificial pigmentation are responsible for the most compelling half-hour of tanning-related reality television on basic cable, were let go in a boardroom dismissal ceremony that would make even the heartless Donald wince from its cruelty.
While we realize that all […]

Would anyone like to hazard a guess about Var TV critic Brian Lowry’s favorite dessert? For Pushing Daises: “The producers are seeking to offset that fragility by incorporating a procedural element into this tale of love and death, but that only invites skepticism the souffle will collapse by episode four or five.” And Five […]

Having found his vanity website was inciting insufficient outrage, Joe Francis has again switched gears, moving away from Phil Spector side-by-sides to a new offensive aimed squarely at the girls suing the incarcerated Girls Gone Wild CEO for marketing their ill-considered, titty-flashing exploits. In new section “You Be The Judge,” visitors are invited to watch […]