· Earlier today, guest Oprah genitorturer Dr. Oz demonstrated the proper technique for ball-busting. There’s a good chance you’re not going to watch this one if you’ve eaten recently.
· Paula Abdul says she’s ready for a baby, even if that means adopting. Unfortunately, the interview was conducted before Britney Spears’ children hit the market, so […]
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Breaking All The Rules Dept: Our uneducated guess as to why the judge …
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Our uneducated guess as to why the judge forced Britney Spears to relinquish custody of her kids to Kevin Federline proved true, as Spears reportedly ignored every Britney Rule the court laid out for her. Then again, maybe she never even read them, as she apparently didn’t bother to sign the judge’s order. [TMZ]
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To Bone Or Not To Bone: Pondering The ‘Tell Me’ Question: How Much Fucking Do We Really Need To See?
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After previously teasing us with the kind of reconstructed-hip-shattering, hot sexagenarian action we haven’t seen on premium cable since we caught a late-night Cinemax presentation of Emanuelle: Retirement Community Seductress back in college, the producers of Tell Me You Love Me threw us an oddly prudish curveball last night, dramatizing nothing more racy than a […]
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Today’s most popular headlines are Britney Spears Loses The Kids–To Federline, Not At The Mall While Shoe-Shopping (5,236 views today), David Letterman Interrogates Paris Hilton On Prison Life (4,999) and Sultan Of Sleaze Commits Suicide (3,029).
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Hollywood Partywatch: The ‘Just Britney’ Opening At The World Of Wonder Gallery
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As we struggle to make sense of a world in which one of the most beloved music icons of our era is robbed of her frequently fumbled pride and joy merely because of a two-year, drug and nudity-filled rough patch, we felt we could use some cheering up courtesy of a party report from trusty […]