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· The Writers Guild, SAG, AFTRA, and the Teamsters picketed FremantleMedia yesterday over the game show Temptation, a protest that followed four writers walking off the show last month because they are working way too hard on a Sale of the Century clone not to have Guild benefits: “‘We worked 14 to 18 hours a […]

In what must be the most trying and unheralded period of Britney Spears’s career yet, any sort of achievement–even topping a UKTV Gold poll honoring the “most embarrassing dance sequence of all time”–must come as welcome news. Surely learning not even the mass cringing elicited by Elaine Benes’s thumb-flinging pas de incontinence could approach […]

Were those 82 horrifying minutes of incarceration not punishment enough for expectant mom Nicole Richie? She’ll now have to endure 18 months of anti-drunk-driving education, much of which she’ll spend sending in the back of the room, rolling her eyes and complaining to a classmate, “Hell-oooo? Don’t these idiots know I was on pot and […]

In what is being referred to as the “Seinfeld Scam,” thirteen free-thinking entrepreneurs have apparently taken some inspiration from a 1996 episode of the show in which Newman and a pre-racist Kramer head to Michigan laden with aluminum cans, hoping to exploit the state’s generous 10-cent recycling rate for profit. Sure, the can-smugglers have technically […]