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· Thumbing its nose at coldhearted, Spielberg-disrespecting corporate partner Viacom, DreamWorks Animation names legendary Sumner Redstone shitcanee Tom Freston to its board of directors. That’ll teach you not to fuck with a national treasure, unfeeling new CEO Phillppe Dauman! [Variety]
· Now here’s some casting chatter we can get behind: Jessica Biel is “in talks” to […]

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As our more astute readers have pointed out to us both in an earlier comment thread and in some concerned emails, Mr. Defamer appears to have been kidnapped by Peter Krause, star of Filthy Smutty Cash, a new show on a television network we hardly need to name in this space. Let us just say […]

With next summer’s franchise blockbusters like The Dark Knight and Indiana Jones in the Land of the Diamond Skulls knee-deep into their production schedules, so are plans for the confectionery merchandising tie-ins coveted by shrill, skirt-tugging children and paunchy, middle-aged fanboys alike. Eschewing such creative but functionally infeasible options of the past–such as the boulder-sizedRaiders […]

In parsing Good Luck Chuck’s apparent cinematic influences, an latimes.com slideshow makes this not-unexpected discovery concerning Hollywood most stubbornly never-nude (for now, at least) actress: “The first thing we noticed…was that about 30 women took off their shirts in the film and none of them was named Jessica Alba.” [latimes.com]