Celebrity Muse

Pamela Anderson is engaged… again. And this time, the man with dubious luck isn’t a bad-boy rocker, he’s a bad-boy poker player!
According to Pam, she was playing poker in her hotel suite one evening with Rick Soloman, the very same Rick Soloman who achieved fame and notoriety after making an incredible sum off of […]

 
I was sooo close in my goal to not post a Britney story for one full day. Oh well, I lose.
 

A judge in the Brit/KFed custody battle has ordered that Brit must be tested for controlled substances and booze twice a week.
 
The judge feels that "there is a habitual, frequent, […]

 
Vanessa Hudgens was on The Tyra Banks Show yesterday in a pre-taped interview before pictures of her hairy bush were splattered all over the internet. Vanessa was asked a question by an audience member not knowing what the future held for her.
 

The audience member asked, "When you read about young stars […]

 
Senator Ernie Chambers of Nebraska filed a lawsuit against God last week for causing "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants." Ernie isn't a religious person and has even criticized Christians in the past.
 

Ernie filed his lawsuit in response to another lawsuit that he thinks is […]

 
Lately, Kelly Osbourne has been looking quite hot to me. She looks like something that belongs in a Tim Burton movie, but she just looks so precious. Her skin is like gleaming white porcelain. It's a lovely change from the tanorexic, fake tittied skanks we usually see. From now on I'm only going to […]