Celebrity Muse

Things Owen Wilson displayed on a recent trip to Venice Beach that was exhaustively documented by paparazzi: a toned body, a “tired and dishellved…but peaceful” appearance, and the possible first visible evidence of a recent suicide attempt. [Daily Mail UK]

Endeavor’s Ari Emanuel, so publicly appalled by the media’s digging up of 16-year-old dirt on buddy Chris Albrecht after his much-publicized Vegas domestic violence arrest, played matchmaker in the meeting that led to Albrecht’s new gig at IMG. Also, Albrecht’s received the Sarah Jessica Parker Seal of “I’d Work With Him Again” Approval: “It’s […]

We’re still in a mild state of shock, having learned that someone–anyone–would want Kevin Federline snuffed. But that appears to be the case, as Entertainment Tonight is reporting that a price has been put on K-Fed’s head:
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on […]

· Last night’s Emmys drew the second-smallest TV audience in the awards show’s history with an anemic average of 13.1 million viewers. No one, it seems, was tantalized by the sketchy possibility of Britney Spears showing up to apologize for destroying her career, or by the prospect of emergency host Ryan Seacrest breaking into song. […]

Sad news: Brett Somers, whose countless Match Game PM showdowns with flamboyant game-show foil Charles Nelson Reilly (here’s a taste via YouTube) are remembered fondly at Defamer HQ, has passed. [ [BrettSomers.com]