· Because we know you’re still starved for Britney Spears parody videos even a week after her VMA appearance, here’s another one. SimBrit loses some accuracy points, however, for being less dead-eyed than the real Spears.
· Gimme more, you say? OK, if you insist.
· Britney’s manager drops her like she’s hot. (The kids will get […]
Sep
17
Short Ends: Simulating Britney Spears
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Sep
17
One Hit Wonders: Contract On K-Fed’s Life Deemed Not Credible By FBI’s Pimp Protection Unit
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You were likely unable to focus on anything since we alerted you to the fact that Kevin Federline’s life may be in danger: a distressing scenario that conjured the image of a coldblooded assassin silently stalking the lovable pimp as he lay unsuspecting on his couch, improving his already ridiculous Major League Baseball 2K7 game. […]
Sep
17
Portraits Of Modesty: Say what you will about Jeremy Piven, but …
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Say what you will about Jeremy Piven, but the dude never fails to make love to each and every camera pointed at him following an Emmy win. [Manolo the Shoeblogger]
Sep
17
Defamer On The Street: Jamie Foxx Feels The Love At His Walk of Fame Ceremony
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As we briefly mentioned on our way out the door on Friday afternoon, the Oscar-winning Jamie Foxx, star of such big-screen entertainments as Bait, Stealth, and critically acclaimed prophylactic-acquisition farce Booty Call, received his very own slab of Hollywood Walk of Fame immortality. Confident that Foxx’s star-laying ceremony would generate more local excitement than that […]
Sep
17
Emmy Views: Andy Cohen Wondering What That Dumpy America Girl Has That ‘Top Chef’ Doesn’t
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We enjoy nothing more on the day after the Emmys than to check in with Bravo executive Andy Cohen, on whom we can invariably rely for an uncensored, eyewitness take on the proceedings. Sadly, there is none of the ebullient, “Wowza!!!!!!” -chanting Andy of nomination day in today’s post, as much of the air appears […]