We’d always assumed that freshly voted-off American Idol also-rans were mercifully slaughtered backstage and later ground into the Simon’s Sloppy Joe filling served at each Friday’s Idol-themed lunch at the Fox News Cafe, but according to TMZ TV, the losers suffer a far more degrading fate: immediate assignment to the county fair circuit. We bet […]
Sep
14
After Their 15 Minutes: ‘Idol’ Losers Flying Without Wings On County Fair Circuit
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Sep
14
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Sep
14
Redemption: Report: Emmys In Talks To Use Britney Spears To Goose Ratings
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Some measure of redemption for Britney Spears, whose disastrous VMAs performance was so universally derided that the one person on Earth willing to leap to her defense has become an international media superstar, may be just an uncomfortable, one-armed hug from Ryan Seacrest away. Us Weekly’s website is reporting that Spears is “in negotiations” to […]
Sep
14
Pregnant Women And Cats?
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I was reading this article in Star Magazine about how Nicole Richie needs to get rid of her cat, because she can't stand being around it. It's the same cat that fell from a 10th floor balcony and survived.
Well, her friend said, "She loves her cat but says she can't stand to be around […]
Sep
14
If The Glove Doesn't Fit!
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O.J. Simpson told the Associated Press that he did take his shit back, but he denied breaking into someone's hotel room to get it. He said several weeks ago an auction house owner contacted him about some people that had a bunch of his stuff and were trying to sell it off.
O.J. […]