Dean McDermott's outfit is so homo that it's hetero. That doesn't make sense, but you get it or pretend to at least. What I'm basically saying is no self-respecting 'mo would rock a skirt, socks and combat boots. Tori put him up to this I know. She wanted to take the attention off her fugly […]
Jul
15
This Is Beyond Homo
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Jul
15
Blinding White
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The paparazzi got a lucky break. They caught Nicole Kidman at night. If these were day shots, we'd probably just see a mound of yellow hair and a black coat. Chick is pretty much transparent.
Here's Nicky and Keith Urban at a restaurant in Australia last night for her sister's Barfday party.
Splash
Jul
15
Floating Ass
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This is Kim Kardashian in Miami yesterday. The good thing about having an ass like that is it probably keep her from drowning. I mean, those are implants….right?
Also, where's a shark when you need one? Dumb ho was wearing shiny jewelery and sharks love that shit! She put an invitation out there and not one […]
Jul
15
Dirty Tampon Cake
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Yuck. That is one of the most hideous cakes I've ever seen. The sad part is Eva Longoria and Tony Parker had that shit flown in. It probably cost a grip. They could've gotten a hotter cake at the Mexican bakery for like $80 and I'm not even joking.
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Jul
15
Queef Face
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I don't know how Ken Paves does it. Well, I know how he does it…CASH! I'm just not that fag. I could not sit there and watch as Jessica Simpson's mouth closed and opened like a fucking porn star receiving a cum shot. It's beyond annoying and I would end up freaking out and shoving […]