Pete Doherty is like a real author and all! I thought he was joking! I guess not, because he had a book signing in London today. I hope he doesn't sign his name with blood or there will be a lot of people in George Michael's boat. I'M JOKING! Pete Doherty is a serious dreamboat […]

TMZ is reporting that multiple law enforcement sources are saying Lindsay Blohan was allegedly drunk and had traces of cocaine in her system when she crashed her car into a curb in Beverly Hills over Memorial Day weekend. DUH!!!!
She was to of had "nearly twice the legal limit." In California, .08 or higher is considered […]

Alanis Morissette and… Woody Harrelson? - Just Jared
I don't know who Melissa Miller is, but she's hot - Egotastic!
Brittany Murphy is a crazy ass - IDLYITW
Kristen Bell has hot legs but ugly dress - Hollywood Tuna
Naomi Watts is ready to pop - Popsugar
What's the point of even wearing one? - Drunken Stepfather
Beyonce loves metallic outfits - City Rag
Megan […]

 
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Written on a postcard two years ago to a New York record executive in reference to Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley,
"On the other side is the L.A. District Attorney braggin' about himself. Apparently, nobody's told him that he's nothing more than a load of sperm that would have been better off swallowed by […]

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