Celebrity Muse

 
Paris Hilton will be walking amongst us once again on Tuesday. The Sheriff's spokeswhore confirmed the date, but would not confirm the time. It is expected to be a surprise to fool the paparazzi. Yeah right! The Hilton family is probably sending off e-mails right now to name the time, place, exact directions, etc…. They […]

 
Has Fat Elvis actually found love? Could this be it? Is it possible that there's a female out there that actually doesn't mind being slimed on? Anyway, Fat Elvis was caught "canoodling" and making out with a blonde girl at Prive in Miami last week.
 
A witness said, They "made out all night. It was gross."
 
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KFed brought the hotness out at Cameo in Miami last night for a party hosted by DJ Irie. Funny thing is, Britney probably wears those same shirts as dresses. God, I loved them together. Carlton from "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" also showed that he's the hottest piece of man meat on the East side. […]

 
Denise Richards brought daughter, Sam Sheen, out to the opening of "Ratatouille" in Hollywood yesterday. First of all "Ratatouille" is like the dumbest movie title ever, second of all I love the major wonk Sam's sporting. Gives a girl some character. Homegirl doesn't look happy.
 
 

In case you missed it, here’s Boy Shakira on America’s Got Talent. This dude has serious moves and he should win this competition. This is what America needs. Now if only there’s a Boy Beyonce he could team up with.
You know The Hoff hit on his ass after the show.