Celebrity Muse

It’s probably a good idea for this idiot to have his name tattooed across his stomach. It’ll be easier to identify the body when someone beats the entitlement out of him.
[BuzzFoto]

Along with this human argument against religion, Britney’s got another minor headache to ignore in the form of Candy Spelling. The obviously bored, depressed and lonely widow took to her laptop to compose another one of her infamous open letters. In this one, she tells Spears she is “wearing out [her] welcome.” Doy! Pot. Kettle. […]

This could be grosser than any image of Britney Spears being plowed wheelbarrow style.
Aging host of The View Barbara Walters commented this week on the topics her and her castmates can discuss now that Rosie O’Donnell is off the program.
She said that “it’s very hard for anyone to follow Rosie,” but at least the […]

Candy Spelling, mother of Tori the Hutt, needs a fucking hobby. In the past she has written "open letters" to Paris, Birkhead, Joe Francis and Lindsay via TMZ . She's now sent one to Britney Spears.
Dear Britney:
You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from […]

 
This is the cast of the upcoming "Flavor of Love" spin-off "Rock of Love" starring Bret Michaels. It's the same premise: a bunch of hos try out-ho each other for the affection of a has-bee. I have high hopes for this!
 
The ho in the red is already my favorite. We have a connection or […]