• You couldn’t buy this dick a clue even if you used his entire gel budget. [DListed]
• Bob Barker goes out with class and tradition. We’ll miss you, old man. [BWE]
• Who’s Sophie Monk and why is monk such an unpleasant word to say? [HT]
• Darlene’s pregnant! Call Aunt Jackie for some advice, kid. [ICYDK]
• […]
Jun
15
Lowest Common Denominators
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Leave a Comment
Jun
15
Off to Mars
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Leave a Comment
Brad Pitt took son Maddox to intergalactic playground Mars 2112 today (easily the best restaurant in New York to go to while very, very, very high). A mob scene ensued outside, as everyone patiently awaited for the two to emerge from a healthy session of video gaming. They wisely avoided an unhealthy session of Martian […]
Jun
15
Please Keep Your Breasts To Yourself
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Leave a Comment
Dear Brit Brit,
I think you are the only one left on this planet that wants you to have another wardrobe malfunction. We've seen your tits and twat. There's nothing more to show dear besides maybe some dignity. Driving down the street with your straps down will cause a 5-car pile up and not […]
Jun
15
What A Pretty, Pretty Pony
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Leave a Comment
Looks like Maddox got his bitches back in check. He's way too hot to touch the sidewalk. Especially NYC sidewalk. Maddox made his pretty pony take him for a little spin to Mars 2112 where he also made his pony give him quarters to play games. I like his pony.
Maddox is no joke.
[…]
Jun
15
Buy This
≡ Category: Gossip | ≅ Leave a Comment
Jennifer Aniston left a Beverly Hills salon yesterday making sure the pap got a picture of her with Smart Water. This is the same company that is paying her loads of dough for that fugly ass ads. Tacky slut!
And she's leaving a hair salon? You mean to tell me she paid for that? Not that […]