Celebrity Muse

An excerpt from Rufus Wainwright’s new interview in Spin magazine:
Spin: Are you sick of cult success?
Rufus Wainwright: I wouldn’t say that I’m sick of it. I go to the opera three times a week, I hang around in my bathrobe reading Susan Sontag, and I get foot massages from my German boyfriend - I’m going […]

We applaud the effort!
Brooke Hogan was walking the streets of Miami Beach on Wednesday in this gold lame outfit.
Sooooo much better than the assless chaps!
BH does have a fondness for those Cinderella hooker heels, though.
She’s worn them before.
Brooke’s just looking for her Prince Charming…or a really hot butch dyke!
P.S. Did she get a boob job?????

He’s no longer a fugitive!
Former music mogul Lou Pearlman has been caught.
The mastermind behind ‘Nsync and the Backstreet Boys had been running from the law.
Pearlman is accused of swindling millions and millions of dollars from helpless people, defrauding many senior citizens of their life savings.
The fatso was finally taken into custody by the FBI in […]

Alien Spice has landed!
Vicky Beckham has arrived in New York.
The stylish Brit made her way through JFK on Wednesday and today - Thursday afternoon - Posh is having a signing at Saks Fifth Avenue.
We think she’s hawking her jeans.
No fat people welcome!

Josh Hartnett was spotted escorting Lily Allen into a bathroom at NYC hotspot the Beatrice Inn on Tuesday night.
Hmmmm. Wonder what they were doing in the toilet together!